I Rock With Can Koozie
Rock your beverage with us, mighty warrior. We'll keep it covered.
Each koozie was lovingly stitched together from pieces of the last wet suit ever worn by Jacques Cousteau and are printed with a rare Wisconsin white ink boiled from the drippings of a virgin goat teat. (There is a chance that all of the above is a complete fabrication, but YOU try to make a koozie sound interesting.)
Seriously, these do a fantastic job of keeping good beer cold and slip easily into a back pocket when not in use. Each is black with one "I Rock With Tragic Americans" logo printed on the good side.
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